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  • visacase
    06-21 03:54 PM
    Hi,

    Please help me with my situation below:

    1) Got laid off from company A (they haven't cancelled my H1).

    2) Got my H1B transferred to company B (this H1B transfer has not yet been approved). I did not work for them.

    3) I did premium processing for H1B transfer for company C and got it approved. I haven't started working for them.

    4) Now I have decided to work for company D. They are ready to do my H1B transfer.

    Will that be a problem or do I have to go with company C? I do not have paystubs from company B and C. If I have to reenter US, will that be a problem? Please help me out.




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  • Eden
    03-15 12:49 PM
    My mother-in-law would like to get visitor visa.

    How do I answer #37 of the DS-156?

    The applicant's (my mother-in-law) son( my husband) is in the U.S. illegally. I am US cit. and my husband needs to report to visa interview within the next year. We have been post-poning due to medical issues. In the meanwhile we hope my mother-in-law can come here to visit her granddaughter.( I am unable to travel). #37 of the DS-156 asks if any body is in US. We should answer YES, because her son is here, BUT, what do we put for his status? Illegal? I read one article that stated to mark YES only if he has legal status. I do not want to put NO, immigration already knows he is here and we do not want to be dishonest.

    Any ideas?




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  • realist
    12-07 10:35 AM
    The DREAM Act could come up for a cloture vote as early as this week, but faces tough opposition from Republicans -- including a few who, like McCain, previously supported the bill.

    Some will likely vote against the DREAM Act citing timing. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) plans to bring up the bill for a cloture vote as early as Wednesday, but all 42 Republican senators have said they would filibuster any bills not related to tax cuts.

    As the Senate struggles to come to agreement on the tax cuts and other issues, the DREAM Act could lose its few Republican supporters. Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.), a co-sponsor of the DREAM Act, would vote against the bill if it came up this week, spokesman Mark Helmke said.

    "You have to handle the spending bills, tax legislation and START first," Helmke said. "If we get those three things, he's willing to stay in and take up the DREAM Act."

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/mccain-shoots-down-dream-_n_792809.html
    Others Republican senators oppose the bill on its substance, even those who supported previous iterations of the bill. McCain now supports increased border enforcement and argues the border should be secured before the Senate can take up immigration issues such as the DREAM Act. Buchanan, his spokeswoman, attributed McCain's change in position to the increase in drug cartel violence in Mexico near the United States border.

    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) was an original sponsor of the bill in 2001. Earlier in the year, he seemed supportive of the DREAM Act when he was asked about the bill at a town hall meeting.




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  • chanduv23
    02-15 06:37 AM
    Maybe my question does not make sense???:confused: :confused:



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  • angelic
    February 26th, 2004, 10:53 PM
    I normally would say to fill the frame ..which you have done. But in this case, maybe if you had pulled back a little further, it may have given some reference to what it is. So...what is it? ;)




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  • weasel026
    04-20 10:23 PM
    i think you'll nee to use the extrusion manager it will take a whil to perfect but i think thats the only way you can do it
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  • nc14
    09-16 03:18 PM
    vsrinir,

    Thanks for sharing links on different threads. My only question to you is, did you call seeking support for HR5882?

    If not please do so, everything else can wait. Let's do our part folks.

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    ANY ONE READ THIS?



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  • krcreddy
    07-16 10:15 AM
    Immigration-law.com posted the news saying that

    Wall Street (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118455917060167397.html?mod=home_whats_news_us) Journal reports this morning that the USCIS is poised to announce its change of initial decision to reject all the July 2007 EB-485 new cases. The report indicates that they intend to accept and process some early July filing cases. Please stay tuned. Hmm...................................



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  • lazycis
    01-14 02:31 PM
    It will be much easier to separate after GC is in hand. It's possible to get separated before and still get GC, but she would need to file additional paperwork. Consulting with an attorney is recommended.




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  • tinamatthew
    07-17 10:49 PM
    I only know information about I-485 filing but do not know what to expect after it is filed?

    Can someone tell me what to expect after things are in place? Like expecting Receipt date, fingerprinting - how many of them, what to look for and what to watch out for etc. A consolidated discussion may help many who are unaware of the system.

    Who will get such information, lawyer or the applicant?


    In normal circumstances (without the floodgates open) you would get a receipt within 2-3 weeks after the application is submitted. Fingerprinting happens soon after (still within a month). Then you get an EAD first, then the AP. In all this your lawyer will be informed as well as you. Sometimes your lawyer gets to hear first b4 you.

    ...Wait for approval of i-140 depending on date they are processing at NSC. Hope this helps. this is my 2 cents



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  • GCeffect
    09-24 05:17 PM
    My 6th year of H1b is expiring in the Sep 26, 2008. I already applied for my H1b renewal and already got the receipt. I'm Eb3 - ROW.

    My and my wife also applied for our EAD renewal in jun 1, 2008 (Nabraska). didn't receive anything till now. My wife needs that to continue with her job, we already expedite the process last week.

    I also visited home couple of months and and entered Us using my AP.

    I have some question regarding all those issues:

    1) Can I get a business license when i'm working with the H1b and have the EAD?

    2) Does it going to have any effect on my green card process or H1b status?

    3) If i have the problem then can i open the business license under my wife's name as she will be in the EAD.

    4) My PD is May 2006. Any chance it will be current in next 6 months?

    Please give your feedbacks with your expertise guys. it's been very help for long time for me. Thanks ahead




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  • roseball
    02-28 12:37 AM
    Please provide any suggestion. I am waiting on this.

    Complete your profile first. How come your GC is not approved if your PD is Nov'02 with EB-2 India....Is your I-140 approved and I-485 pending for more than 180 days? If so, it doesn't matter if your employer revokes I-140, you will be covered under AC21, provided you have another job offer in a same/similar position.



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  • marlon2006
    06-21 09:39 AM
    Hearings will go on for a while. Since it is already known that the public oppose amnesty, personally I will definitely forget CIR. It may return again next year, but remember that by then the Senate may have voted out a number of incumbents that voted pro CIR.

    I think this will take patience. If one can wait and watch this unfold for the next 2-5 years without going crazy, then you may watch the passage of CIR during your lifetime.

    out of deference to the President, the republicans are not coming out publicly in opposition to it, but in private they are acknowledging anonymously that the bill is dead




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  • piyu7444
    04-19 04:44 AM
    employer should not withdraw I 140 else your AOS can be in trouble.....



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  • belmontboy
    09-15 09:33 AM
    I've filed for the I-140 with EB-1 category in business, then additional evidence was requested and finally received a denial. I would like to know:
    1. What are the chances to get approved after appealing? Depends on why it was denied
    2. If I were to appeal can I present new evidence? yes you should, else why would you even appeal??
    3. After filing the appeal, how long should I expect to receive an answer from DC office? should take atleast 4 months
    4. If I ask for additional time before appealing, what are the chances that the additional time will be approved?
    5. Is it better to appeal or to request a motion to reopen whenever I gather the new info to defend my case?
    6. Do I have better chances if I skip both appealing and motion to reopen and focus on re filing a new case?Depends on why it was denied


    Thanks.

    Answer inline.
    BTW what was the reason for denial?




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  • lacrossegc
    12-23 11:33 AM
    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=d78fc10011752110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D


    Our e-Filing System, Case Status Online, Change of Address Online and information about our processing times, field offices and civil surgeon locators are currently unavailable due to technical difficulties.

    They will be restored as soon as possible.

    We apologize for the inconvenience.



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  • skynet2500
    12-17 08:54 PM
    I ran into a very strange situation today. I have been working for a big reputed company for several years. I started as an engineer and now I am an engineering manager. My labor was filed when I was engineer. Recently my lawyers found out that my position has changed and they are rigorously working to file amendment(I think this is AC21). Lawyers convinced HR that this doesn;'t impact my application - but I highly doubt that given the history of issues I had with these lawyers. Please let me know your opinion on the possibility of my application either getting rejected or getting delayed due to this change. One good this is my field hasn;t changed - I am still working in the same filed listed in my labor application.

    My application is pre-approved and waiting for visa number.I am also thinking about getting back to software engineer position to avoid all the potential trouble, but my career is going to take two steps backwards.

    Thanks a lot for your time.




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  • d123
    08-07 04:59 PM
    I thought we are interested in how USCIS posts GCs...




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  • Karol
    01-13 09:45 PM
    Hi,

    My sister is filing my green card. Since I am married I was wondering if there is any way to fapply my husband's green card at the same time. Should I wait and file DS-230?

    Thanks.




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    05-30 09:03 AM
    Any help? .. anyone?




    locomotive36
    01-11 03:25 PM
    Gurus,

    My H1B extension is pending with the VSC. I want to upgrade my H1B extension to a premium process by paying 1000 USD.

    Now, my question is - Can I do it myself thru efile or regular way using form I-907? Or should it be done only thru the employer or attorney?

    I am asking this because my attorney is charging a ridiculous attorney fees of 250 USD on top of 1000 USD for upgrading my case to a premium!

    Please help.

    Thanks!



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